The Orange is the new black "PIED PIPER" Party
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(5+ GUESTS, Adults) |
Activity: Serenade your
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VariationsPlay Matchmaker: You can turn this into a matchmaking game by making sure that girls draw cards from the 1 group, and boys draw cards from the 2 group.
Take it to the Next Level: You can add a dare that people have to do once they find their wife, from acting out an act of intimacy, to being handcuffed together for the duration of the party. |
Everybody needs love, especially crazy people.
The Rules: You'll need: at least 8 people, plus you'll print out and cut poem cards we provide. This game is simple. We've provided printable cards. Each of them has one half of a crazy, two-line poem on it. Once eight or more guests arrive, you put the cards out in a bowl and each guest picks one. Guests spend the rest of the night trying to find out who their prison wife will be by reciting their half of the poem to one another until they find the second half that rhymes. If you have more people than cards, print more cards. People might find their match already has a wife. They should try to serenade them anyway. |
Dessert: It's not Ice Cream,
it's King Cone!
Please don't tell me you're fighting over ice cream.
It's KING CONE!!! Your guests will be fighting over this frozen treat. Just don't call it ice cream. Unfortunately, we can't deliver these. But you can find a store near you on the GoodHumor website. |
Drinking Game: Chase the Chicken
VariationsPipe Down: Anytime someone dressed as Piper Chapman successfully guesses who's holding the chicken, everybody must finish their drink.
I Mustache You to Finish Your Beer: Anytime someone dressed as George "Pornstache" Mendez successfully guesses who's holding the chicken, they can make any person finish their drink. |
Are you really seeing the chicken, or is it only in your imagination?
You'll need: 8 or more players, a drink in every hand, and a small plush chicken. All players stand in a circle holding their drink. They should have one free hand. The oldest person holds the chicken in front of them. The youngest person steps into the middle facing the oldest, then looks down and closes their eyes. They count as fast as they can from 10 down to 0 as the others quickly pass the chicken around clockwise. Just before the person in the middle reaches zero everyone should put their hand behind their back, including the person holding the chicken. The person in the center quickly opens their eyes and must try to guess who holds the chicken. If they get it correct, everybody who held the chicken that round drinks. If they get it wrong, they drink one sip for each person who held the chicken. 6" Plush Stuffed Chicken
$9 |
Drinks: Larry's Mason Margs
When Larry's down in the dumps and has his first run in with temptation, he orders a margarita from his bar tending temptress. She serves one up cold in a mason jar.
These mason margs will be an easy crowd pleaser. 6 cups tequila (buy two fifths) 2½ cups triple sec (buy one fifth) 2½ cups fresh lime juice 2½ cups fresh lemon juice 2 cups simple syrup Mix ingredients in gallon container and refrigerate. Just before your party, pour mixture into mason glasses, seal them and bury them in a cooler full of ice. Guests can use the ice once they open their drinks. 12 pk Mason Jars $10 |
Activity: Piper's Peppers
Jalapeno "Juicing" Contest
Caution! This activity is dangerous. It is not for children, and probably not adults either. Do not attempt unless you know your tolerance for jalapenos and do so at your own risk. Do not get jalapeno juice in your eyes!
Prize ideas: The losers have to bring the winner their food and drinks all night. The winner gets to choose anyone in the party as their prison wife. Judging: If the judge rules that a guest's peppers are not chewed enough, the competitor can disqualify themselves or re-chew the jalapeno. |
This contest is simple but dangerous.
The bravest, or dumbest, of your guests compete to see who can juice jalapenos, Piper style. That means we're chewing some peppers, people! Step One: Pick a prize and choose a judge. The judge will determine who finishes first and whether a jalapeno has been adequately "juiced". Step Two: Give each competitor two jalapeno peppers and a cup to juice into. Step Three: The judge begins the competition: "Alright inmates! Start juicing!" Each inmate chews their peppers until they are adequately juiced and spits them into the cup. They should be almost liquid. The first person to juice both peppers thoroughly is the winner. |
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Eats: English Muffin Surprise
In Red's kitchen, you never know what you're going to get. One thing's for sure, always check out the inside of your breakfast muffin.
The eats are easy on this one. Buy an assortment of sandwich meats, cheeses, PB & J, and whatever else goes good on an English muffin. Make a wide assortment of muffin sandwiches for your guests and wrap them in tin foil, unmarked. Mix them up on the table and let your guests take their chances on what's for dinner. Just one more tip. Don't piss off the cook. |
Drinks: Master Cleanse Lemonade (Don't Worry, It's Tasty)
You'd be surprised, but the lemonade that Piper and Larry vow to drink for 10 days while staving off pork rinds is actually really delicious.
You'll need:
Mix the water, fresh squeezed lemon juice and Grade B maple syrup in a pitcher. Serve over ice with a dash of cayenne pepper and a lemon slice garnish. Then rest easy knowing you can eat whatever you want, too. |
Activity: "I'm Gettin' Out" Celebration
Getting out of prison is a big deal and a time to celebrate.
Every time somebody leaves the party, even for a beer run, everybody must dance, wish them luck on the outside and give them hugs. For extra credit, give them a speech about how they better make something of themselves. If anyone has to come back for forgotten keys, to use the bathroom, or because they're back from the beer run, everybody must act disappointed in them, but happy to see them, then give them a hug that lasts a little too long. |
Orange is the New black
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Get the first season to binge watch with your friends, who should probably be staring at the inside of a prison anyway.
$39.95 |
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